Saturday, January 2, 2010

Bad Poetry About Household Plants

I received a plant as a gift.
The remnants of the cyclamen
are now adrift.
The fortune of bamboo
slowly drains
until is also taboo.
Not even Christmas
cheer could save this one
it seems to say, "wreck us"
What is unkillable
than cacti?
Remember, Titanic was "unsinkable."
Except for one
nameless green organism
after two years has won
A fake plant was given to me
to avoid more deaths.
Plants worldwide breathe, "Finally."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

your first one reminds me of my plant friend at the office. :p