Monday, July 9, 2007

House Furnishings

(To the tune of "Farmer in the Dell" -- my apologies to the Composers' Club, my songwriting does not have the same calibre.)

We bought a nice dinette.
We bought a nice dinette.
Six chairs
And one table
We bought a nice dinette.

We didn't have to pay,
We didn't have to pay,
GST
Or PST
We didn't have to pay.

We bought a sofa, too.
We bought a sofa, too.
It reclines
To our delight
With a loveseat to boot.

Screens come on Tuesday.
Screens come on Tuesday.
No more
Mosquito bites
Well, maybe one or two.

So, we got a mosquito swatter,
We got a mosquito swatter,
One that
Electrifies,
We got a mosquito swatter.

Now we need a vacuum
Now we need a vacuum
Central Vac
Is what I want
Then we've got a vacuum.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

WOW! You guys got an electrical mosquito swatter?! That really could have came in handy when we were in Jasper and PEI. :p
Btw, how long did it take you to come up w/ the song? hehe...it's really cute. :)

Anonymous said...

you're right...not quite Composers' Club, but a good start, nonetheless.

note on battery-operated mosquito/fly/bee/whatever else that moves swatter... if you leave your prey on the swatter long enough, it'll burn and smoke =)

last but not least...
you're getting married... OPEN BAR!

snerk said...

just a suggestion... open bar....

we have TWO swatters - they are super handy! Zap! hiss! what's that burning smell!

Tree said...

Now we need some batteries,
Now we need some batteries,
No point
In zapping flies
If we had no batteries.