Instead of "fat" we say "obese."
Instead of "stoned" we say "chemically inconvenienced."
Instead of "criminal" we say "unsavory character."
Instead of "raising taxes" we say "temporary refund adjustment."

So how about if I say "mint" or "aqua" instead of "seafoam green?"

I've heard much teasing about the colour I chose for my bridesmaid dresses, but it's all in the name. When I was picking out colour matches, I wanted something to match teal and I found a colour that suited it perfectly. I had no idea when I chose the colour that it was actually called seafoam green. I thought it was hilarious when I was told the colour name and the saleslady said, "I've never seen anyone so excited over that colour."

Well, there's gotta be a first and besides, who wants to be the same as everyone else? So if it makes everyone else feel better that I say "mint," then I will humour them. At least my wedding isn't taking place by the ocean; otherwise, they might be indistinguishable from the actual sea foam. :)